{"id":4866319548494,"title":"Big Ass Brick of Soap in Lump of Coal","handle":"duke-cannon-big-ass-brick-of-soap-in-lump-of-coal","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/A7IeybOB4B0\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLegend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuke Cannon honors this tradition with his \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBig Ass Lump of Coal Soap\u003c\/strong\u003e - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. 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Big Ass Brick of Soap in Lump of Coal

Product Description

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. 

The perfect gift for fellows who have been a little naughty, but mostly nice.

 

Product Specs:

  • At 10 oz., this soap is 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal

  • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty

  • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.

  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery

  • Made with activated charcoal for a deeper, and more trend-forward, clean

  • Made in the USA

  • A portion of proceeds benefits veteran and active duty military

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